Invocation at a Ministerial Conference

Let’s bow our heads
and let us prey…
upon the weak
as well as the strong,
upon the meek
and upon the proud.
Let us prey
upon the poor
as well as the rich,
upon the whore
and upon the chaste.
Let us prey
upon the gullible
as we do upon the skeptic,
upon those in trouble,
and those without a care.
These things we ask
in the blessed name
of the father,
and of the son,
and of the…
Holy Smokes!
It’s time to eat!
Amen.