Stupid Republican Quotes

“Exercise freaks … are the ones putting stress on the health care system.” ~ Rush Limbaugh

”Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.” ~ Rush Limbaugh

“Good Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions.” ~ Jerry Falwell

“Facts are stupid things.” ~ Ronald Reagan

“This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.” ~ George W. Bush

“Trees cause more pollution than automobiles.” ~ Ronald Reagan


“[America has to import so many workers because] for the last 35 years we have aborted more than a million people who would have been in our workforce.” ~ Mike Huckabee

“I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past. I think the past was not predictable when it started.” ~ Donald Rumsfeld

“We have a lot of work to do. It’s a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on the Iraq-Pakistan border.” ~ John McCain (the countries share no common border)

“President Washington, President Lincoln, President Wilson, President Roosevelt have all authorized electronic surveillance on a far broader scale.”~ Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez, testifying before Congress

“I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.” ~ George W.Bush


“I feel the best way to ensure Americans’ freedom is to tighten restrictions on that freedom in any way possible. Only through wiretaps, illegal searches and seizures, unfettered government intrusion, a controlled media and a complete crackdown on free speech can we ensure the liberties of all people.” ~ Attorney General John Ashcroft

“When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I’m just like, ‘Oh shut up’ I’m so sick of them because they’re always complaining.” ~ Glenn Beck


”I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out under another, then under another Democrat president, Jimmy Carter. I’m not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it’s an interesting coincidence.” ~ Rep. Michele Bachmann

“Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn’t even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas.” ~ Rep. Michele Bachmann

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