1. Democrats believe in higher education.
2. Democrats believe in preserving the environment.
3. Democrats believe in science.
4. Democrats believe that carbon dioxide is dangerous.
5. Democrats do not believe that minimum wage created our nation’s unemployment.
6. Democrats do not believe armed rebellion is a viable alternative to elections.
7. Democrats do not believe that corporations are people too.
8. Democrats do not believe that the sexual revolution created AIDS.
9. Democrats do not know the proper height for trees.
10. Democrats do not understand decent God-fearing Americans need missile launchers at home.
11. Democrats do not understand that banning abortions for high risk pregnancies can be a positive experience for women.
12. Democrats do not understand that intelligent design is a proven scientific theory.
13. Democrats do not understand that marriage is related to national security.
14. Democrats do not understand that the media is a threat to national security.
15. Democrats forgot that Hitler coined the phrase “separation of church and state”.
16. Democrats seem oblivious to the fact that most good Americans oppose gay marriage.
17. Democrats seldom bring guns to crowded public events.
18. Democrats want to force innocent multi-millionaires to pay taxes.
19. Democrats want to let gays vote.
20. Democrats want to let immigrants vote.