The Apprentice Bats

Three apprentice vampire bats are taken out to a farm and told to get as much blood as they can find by their teacher. Fifteen minutes go by and the first vampire bat returns with a little bit of blood on his teeth. ”

Where did you get that blood?” asked the teacher.

“Do you see that chicken?”

“Yeah…” says the teacher.

“That’s where I got it,” replied the bat.

Shortly thereafter, the second vampire bat returns with blood dripping from his snout.

“Where did you get that blood?” asked the teacher.

“Do you see that chicken?”

“Yeah…”

“Do you see that cow beyond the chicken?”

“Yeah…”

“That’s where I got it,” says the second bat.

Some time later the third bat returns with his whole face caked in blood.

“Where did you get that blood?” asked the teacher.

“Do you see that chicken?”

“Yeah…”

“Do you see that cow beyond the chicken?”

“Yeah…”

“Do you see that wall beyond the cow?”

Yeah…”

“Yeah, well I didn’t.”

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