￼￼A husband and wife went out Christmas shopping. As is the custom of the season, the mall was packed with people, and, as the wife walked around, she was surprised to discover that her husband was nowhere to be seen.
She was understandably upset, since they had a lot to do, so she called his cell phone to ask where he was.
In a quiet voice he said, “Do you remember the jewelry store we went to about five years ago, where you fell in love with that diamond tennis bracelet that we couldn’t afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?”
The wife choked up and started to cry and said, “Yes, absolutely! I do remember that store!”
He replied, “I’m in the bar right next door.”