More Stephen Colbert Quotes

“I love making observations. That one is a classic example.”

“I love the earth. If you ask me it’s the greatest planet in the world.”

“It is a well known fact that reality has liberal bias.”

“It’s like boxing a glacier. Enjoy that metaphor, by the way, because your grandchildren will have no idea what a glacier is.”

“It’s the way our founding fathers would have wanted it, if they had founded corporations instead of just a country.”

“Now, for my younger viewers out there, a book is something we used to have before the internet. It’s sort of a blog for people with attention spans.”

“Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family.”

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