Attention WalMart shoppers,
there’s a sale in aisle three.
Plastic stuff made in China,
where people aren’t free.
Something you can do without,
of no real use to you,
but the price is really low,
so take home one or two.
The quality is rather poor,
but our profits are quite high.
so go ahead and take one,
you know it’s quite a buy.
You probably won’t use it,
if you do you will break it.
It’s not made to last,
that’s not why we make it.
The purpose of this item,
the only reason it exists,
is just so we can sell it,
profits hand over fist.
So come on down to WalMart,
and buy till you drop.
Come on down to WalMart,
you know you love to shop.